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Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
8:40 pm	Yah thats right, I updated Its a celebration, bitches. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 19th, 2004
2:04 am	I can't wait to end summer session so I can start writing again. I got all these cool ideas for short movies and I want to act upon them, but alas school is calling me and forcing me into its deadly grasp. I may have 2 movies written by then end of summer so if you want to be in them lemme know....I will actually film these because they are worthy of putting the time and effort into....the others just weren't up to my standards after I truly thought about them...so I apologize to anyone who was planning on trying to be in them earlier in the year. I am aiming for a very bloody hitman saga and most likely a comedy of some sort....I was thinking of maybe a guy who goes out on a blind date with a blind girl...i dunno, we'll see if it works. So lemme know if you are interested. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
8:58 pm	Yep Just a few tid-bits....There is no reason to be studying in a "Group Study Room" by yourself. Unless you have some sort of psychotic disorder where you talk to yourself or feel the need to communicate with your Hallucinations,just leave the damn room to people who actually have "groups." Another thing: If you are consistently driving 10 miles under the speed limit with no one in front of you, please pull over and let people who actually care about driving and the desire to be on time pass you so they are not late to wherever they are trying to get. And finally: If you are a girl, and this tends to be a girl with blonde hair & "UC Davis Butt Shorts," and you have the sudden need to always call someone on your cell phone within the first 3 seconds of exiting a lecture hall, please don't do it front me, or I will have to snatch the phone out of your hand and break it.....sorry. You don't have to act or pretend to be "important." No one cares. Try this out... its kinda of an interesting/ cool concept I do from time to time: I exit a class and just walk out and enjoy the sun and the day...cool, huh? Current Music: Break Out- Foo Fighters (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
2:19 am	I am turning 21 in 4 months or so.........not like anyone cares. Current Mood: indifferent Current Music: Last Kiss- AFI (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
1:43 am	Eh I thought going home for the weekend would quell the "blues" sorrounding my life at this point, but it didn't. Man........wtf. I have the feeling that nothing will ever go my way. If you are happy right now, cherish it, because feeling depressed is the worst feeling of all. Checklist: "Things to care about" 1.) Myself Current Mood: indifferent Current Music: nothing (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 7th, 2004
4:33 am	Yet again. Ok, so this one is pretty intense. Lemme know what you think. Fleeting Dreams By: Joe Marsano Fleeting Dreams Rise of Horrors How will I make it? How will I try? Am I something unattainable? To think in dreams Devising life into little schemes. Amazement. Honor. Dignity. Passing people before your eyes. A face so faintly recognized, only to lie. To look a mountain from the bottom up Fleeting dreams devoured by its presence. Death. Despair. Is that all we have? Or is it truth, love, hope? Who is this face glaring back at me? Recognized to its downfall, To its failures. Happiness entangled, hidden by fleeting dreams. Hopes gone unsatisfied. Escaping. Unable to save. Pouring out. Wasting away. Nothing left but a drop. Current Mood: bored Current Music: Love Her Madly- The Doors (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
3:58 am	No clue..... No Title By: Joe Marsano Breezy winds flutter leaves Grass as far as the eye can see Amazement of creation in our midst To see two flies flock together Clinging, carousing, playing, loving Who are they? What are they? Lovers, haters, or mere incarnations of a mind growing numb? They look but give no notice. Fly along the way to be with their own To see two flies loving is much a sight Yet grotesque, its beauty is all we strive. All the while fearing and avoiding. A lonesome fly translates itself to their realm Only to be garnered a hackneyed isolation. The many isolated look for an escape Yet have none to share. Only to the sound of two lovers falling can they find hope. As much as they were together, they will be apart forever. Motionless they lay with hearts full of love barely used. Hills of grass roll along the horizon With two new hands joining as one. Love transferred, renewed between two worlds. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 3rd, 2004
12:26 pm	Bored as you can see...... If I had a dollar for everytime I have said "Mooooo," I would have about 5 bucks or so. Current Mood: silly Current Music: Styx- Mr. Roboto (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
4:53 pm	Lets play fact and fiction...... http://blog.johnkerry.com/dbunker/ John Kerry's website has this little thing called "DBunker" where he has a psuedo fact or fiction game where he likes to set the record straight regarding his opponent George Bush. This seems to be the "in-thing" these days, so I decided to do one myself with regards to John Kerry. You may find this interesting.... Fiction: John Kerry is straight. Fact: Actually, believe it or not, John Kerry is in fact a homosexual. Fiction: John Kerry is very much alive. Fact: John Kerry is in fact a walking zombie, decomposing right in front of you. Fiction: John Kerry is a terrible snow boarder. Fact: John Kerry is actually a fairly good snow boarder, but loves to call secret service agents who "cut him off," and cause him to fall, "son-of-a-bitches." Fiction: If John Kerry becomes President, the secret service will do everything to protect him. Fact: They will let him die....(see previous fact and fiction as to why). Fiction: John Kerry loves ketchup because he is married to the heiress to the Heinz Co. Fact: John Kerry hates ketchup and only married her for the money. Fiction: Foreign leaders love John Kerry because they like him better than Bush Fact: Foreign leaders love John Kerry because they think he is sexy, and have recently found out he is gay. (see first fact or fiction). Fiction: John Kerry didn't support the war in Iraq. Fact: John Kerry supported the war in Iraq. Fiction: John Kerry supports the War in Iraq. Fact: John Kerry flip-flopped and now doesn't support the war. Fiction: John Kerry supports Free-Trade. Fact: John Kerry used too, but now has Flip-flopped and doesn't support free trade. Fiction: John Kerry supports the "No Child Left Behind Education Act." Fact: John Kerry voted for it, but Flip-flopped and is now opposed to it. Fiction: John Kerry will make it a priority to boost intelligence funding so as to protect us from terrorism. Fact: John Kerry voted three times as a senator to cut intelligence spending including a whopping 6 billion dollar cut, which he wrote. Fiction: Its because of John Kerry's cuts into Intelligence that weakened the CIA and thus making them one step behind AL Queda in the September 11th planning. Fact: It wasn't because of John Kerry's cuts that caused this, but can we trust a canidate who is notoriously anti-intelligence to protect us? Fiction: America will be better served by a President like John Kerry who flip flops more than a whore at a gang bang, is anti-military, anti-free trade, anti-intelligence, and overall a walking zombie. Fact: No they won't. Current Mood: predatory Current Music: No Poetic Device-AFI (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
4:13 am	John Kerry *shakes head* Boy John Kerry you sure are a swell guy. You seem to be using foreign leaders and their shifty "endorsements" for your campaign. But you won't say who they are. Why John Why? You claim that you have "heard from people who are leaders elsewhere in the world, who do not aprreciate the Bush Administration." To throw out a claim that seams to be less fact than fiction and then hide behind some cloud of secrecy like you are protecting your "Journalistic Integrity" is not becoming of a presidential canidate. You call on George Bush to make amends with the American people on pre-war intelligence, but you are somehow immune to this same idea of sharing information with the American people as to who these specific foreign leaders are. Why is this? To come public with this in a time where we need to be unified against terrorism and to say that  leaders we consider allies are against us, not only weakens our ability to continue the war on terrorism internationally, but it also continues to bring down the already tenuous situation in Iraq. If you are going to say the things you do, give names so as to thrwart any doubt whenever you open your mouth again. It is easy for someone to hide behind his remarks without accountablilty, but thinking about what I just said...these are the same things you have harped George Bush on the past year and half. Maybe its time to listen to what to what you are saying, and stop being such a two-faced jackass. My imaginary conversation with John Kerry: Me: So John I hear foreign leaders are really pulling for you in the 2004 election. Kerry: Well what can I say, I love the world and the world loves me. Me: But you won't say who these leaders are though, right? Kerry: Nope Me: I see.....so I also hear you have some other information that you would like to share. Kerry: Yes, yes I do.....I would just like everyone to know that I know for a fact who assassinated JFK. Me: Wow, this is amazing. Who is it John? Kerry: Well I am not at liberty to say. Me: Hmmm, anything else? Kerry: Actually yes, I figured out how to actually work cold fusion. Me: And lemme guess, you aren't going to tell us how, right? Kerry: Nope, but what I can say is this....I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/03/15/kerry.leaders./index.html http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,114241,00.html Let the barbs against me begin........ Current Mood: awake Current Music: Witchy Woman-Eagles (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 12th, 2004
3:42 am	MUNDANE NONSENSE Well it looks like crazy cuban man was mean, AGAIN, today in class. He made me try to bend down and touch my toes. And lemme tell you...I slept through all my classes today. That brings me up to about 2.3% of classes slept in this quarter. And lets not forget the fact that I have so much school stuff to do, but I am getting drunk tonight. Wait a minute.....thats not me. I have been reading other people's journals way too much. Sorry bout that. I thought that actually happened to me.Phew. Well, anyways I was driving to school two days ago and i saw this really really white guy with a black coat, black sweat pants, a walkman, listening to rap I am sure, and a black sweater that had the words "Shady" on it. I took one look at this guy and I seriously wanted to get out and curb him. Seriously, who wears that in 80+ degree wheather. It should have said "Stupid wigga" on it.So, I have this O chem test tomorrow, and I think I am ready for it, but can every really be ready fro Kurth? No. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
6:21 am	Oh mang So yah its 6:21 am on Wednesday morning and I have pass time in 9 minutes. Many of you will think..."Oh wow Joe you got up early good job." Well some of you can think that, but actually those of you who really know me would guess right that I stayed up all night and didn't go to bed. So yah...BOO-YAH. The sun is coming up right now and its pretty. I fill fulfilled in that I got alot of work done by staying up, hopefully I won't be such a lame-ass this weekend. Nothing really to update on.....Maybe except for the fact I ran into Amanda today and talked to her for the first time in 4 weeks. It was really a pointless conversation to say the least. I am so bored by her, its the same crap all the time. "I haven't been to class" "I'm Hot" "You aren't a very smart guy". Yah thats how our convos go...pretty lame. That was so Fall Quarter and I am over it. I have had her erased from my cell phone for a while now so thats cool. But anyways, enough with her. With the good work of Zack Morris and Tim Jarratt they were able to calculate that it would take roughly 2,800,000,000 trash bags full of weeed to hot box the earth. Now if this were to someone happen would we, as a society, would have to stop worrying about this "Greenhouse Effect" and begin trembling in fear of the "Hot Box Effect".........I dunno maybe. Me and Jason added to this by calculating that it would cost roughly about 780 trillion dollars to buy this much weed. We are going to continue to study this and find out how much time and area would be needed to produce this much weed. In the end this theory will be known as the "Morris-Jarratt-Marsano-Chan Weed Complex Theory." Maybe we will win some kind of Nobel Prize for this...................NOT (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 21st, 2004
2:04 pm	WHAT THE FUCK So yesterday was quite interesting to say the least. It all started when Garrett and I decided to go to Denny's at 4 am on friday morning with zack, tim, and jeremy. We were going to go to the usual Denny's in W00TLand, but decided: "Hey lets go to the really shady-ass Denny's." No one knew where that specific Denny's was, but low and behold jeremy knew where it was, so he took us to the "promise land." We weren't sure if this was the "shady" Denny's, but once we sat down and looked at the menu, it was all but confirmed because who else would have "Munchies" as the title of one of the categories on their menu. We all had a very good laugh with this and we continued to "munch" away. It was a good Denny's trip, but not as good as the other because we can't really have a zack and danny convo with zack there, but Tim ended up breaking the table at some point so that was funny. I didn't end up going to sleep till about 6 and only got 4 hours sleep or so. I was very very tired-core to the max yesterday. Well last night we decided to have a roomate bonding session, which involved us sitting around and drinking, but it was more like garrett getting fucking wasted. All four of us and zack and tim watched Wayne's World I. After the movie though, me and tim had a craving, hunger to hang out with none other that of the Travis Grathwellasour- they were really prevalent back in the early Crutaceous period but now there is only one. We went by Abobe 211, but he wasn't there. Then we went by his place, the lights were off so we totally haxored his apartment but it seemed as though he was sleeping so we left, unfilled without Travis. Now here is where it got crazy. When I got back home, the door was locked, and I could here a scermish behind the door. Well finally Jason opened the door and to my surprise/astonishment there was four three inch fist holes in our closet door and I huge gaping hole at the bottom where Garrett had decided to kick with his bare feet. Garrett to say the least was quite belligerantly drunk. Well our door was fucked beyond belief. So I decided: "Well our door is already fucked, lets just derstroy the shit out of it." So I ended up taking an axe to it, a few drop kicks, garrett did some axe yielding as well and all and all it was a "interesting" day/ night to say the least. Current Mood: horny Current Music: Bend your Knees touch your toes- Lil'O (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 14th, 2004
10:00 pm	Here you go.... So its Valenitines day night, and I am just chilling here by myself. I am totally cool with that because Valentines day is supposed to be for couples and its a special day. So all you single people out there hating on those couples............STOP!....... Anyways, alot of people have been asking about my recent entries I have posted as of late and why I am so upset......well to be honest with you its this.........I feel like I have friends in Davis, I really do, but recently I feel like when the weekend comes around, or any day for that matter, I am just here at my place pretty much doing nothing. Granted I was studying, but I totally would have dropped that in a second if someone, just one of my "friends" would have been like "Hey lets go do something." But, sadly, that hasn't happened as of late. And alot of you ask me: "Why are you studying so much." And its simply this: There is nothing better to do because people seem to not include me in anything. I feel as though I am constantly intiating "hangouts" or things to do, but there is no reciprocation. Friendship is a two-way street........ask yourlself this, my friends who are reading this.......when was the last time you made an attempt to include me in something, and when was the last time I made an attempt to you......... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 13th, 2004
5:47 pm	Summer Job I am thinking about becoming a bartender over the summer.....making all kinds of money. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
12:22 am	Yep FUCK EVERYONE (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 12th, 2004
12:25 am	Bye Well I am going to close myself off from people for a while...........I am tired of seeing and hearing the same BS all the time. Everyone seems to have their own little "cliques" that I don't seem to be a part of so its not like anything will be different when I go on this "exodus" from society......see everyone LATER. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 11th, 2004
11:59 pm	Contest So I am pissed...........No one cares about you, your lame, you'll never get "who" you want, everyone walks all over you and you don't realize it, you act as though you are "hip" and "cool" but you aren't, you alienate certain people, like myself, who actually want to hang out with you, never return favors, and most of all....you are ugly. 50 bucks to the person who guesses correctly who I am talking about....leave a comment or IM me. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
2:37 am	No idea Its been well over a million years since I last updated....well more like 2 weeks. But still, in this thing we call a "LJ Community" its more like a million years compared to all these ppl that love to update 4 times a day. Do I really care if you happened to take the earlier bus to campus, rather the later bus. No. Thats what it seems like. This constant rambling of "blah blah blah blah blah I got drunk, again...blah blah blah blah blah I like men." If I did this constant updating type thing, you ppl would hear wonderful stories of me waking up at noon everyday, studying, eating food, driving to class, studying all hours of the night,and with the occasional masturbation reference here and there. But really, who wants to hear that sort of "gutter talk" anyway.....well I would, but not you feeble minded people that happen to come across my occasional banter every now and then. So I guess the point I am trying to make, if there really is a point, is that I like to update when I have something interesting to say...... So there is a new "HOOD" sign....I dunno, it would be cool to take it again and piss off the "wonderful" cops that like to patrol our highway and mindlessly pull people over for seemingly, very small infractions like going 100 mph down the freeway. Seriously, going a 100 mph didn't hurt anybody. I know I know I know, you are going to tell me that a person like that could kill someone because statistics says so. Well I will tell you one thing, if my stats teacher was in charge of collecting that data I would immediately question that shit. moron. And hey, statistics also states that the chance is much greater that your penis will magically turn into a vagina then the chance of the world ending tomorrow. So you don't see me walking around like a woman do you? NO! (shut up steve). Anywho, this entry was pointless, but I hope all you enjoyed it. BYEEEE. (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 26th, 2004
2:14 am	Bored......... So yah I have this bio midterm tomorrow.....it should be ok, I am not worried. I went to Robot Media on Saturday night, it was cool. The movies were good, I happened to like "Cigarette Noir" the best, even though alot of people didn't. After Robot Media, me, tim, avi, patrick and zack hanged out by sneeking into the Anatomy lab in the bowels of Haring Hall. OMFG. Sooooooo scary. Imagine this.......walking down a hallway, pitch black, no lights, with only the smell of formaldehyde to guide you. INSANE, and SCARY. Well we got some souveniers and we left. I think me and tim are going to shoot a movie in there sometime. It should be scary/sweet. So yah....I am thinking of making some shirts for myself here are the three options lemme know what you think. "Shit Happens When You Party Naked(with a naked pic of a girl on someone's bed on the front), "There is no "I" in Dishwasher (Yah one of my few mind lapses), or finally "I love women, but I hate BITCHES." Respond and lemme know what you think. Nite time. (1 Comment |Comment on this)